117398

Joke of the Day

"I work in tech support and one of my co-workers drowned last week... we buried him in rice and he came back a day later!"

"Ive decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn't want to do it at first, but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning."

"I was talking to some insects about my feet. I think they're pretty big, but mosquitos think they're bite-sized."

"How do you fit an elephant into a subway? Take the ""S"" out of sub. And the ""F"" out of way!"

"So, Noah found two polar bears in the Mideast? And after the flood, he took them back to Canada? That sounds plausible. #GodScience"

"Hey airplane designers, why don't the people who pick the number of windows talk to the people who pick the number of rows?"

"At least he won't annoy his co-workers every week. What did the mother and father camel name their baby born without a hump? Humphrey!"

"Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist insomniac? He was up all night wondering if there was a dog"

"The only b word you should call a woman is beautiful. B!tches love to be called beautiful."

"How do you know when you're eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it."