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Joke of the Day

"Why are white prisoners so scary? Because you know they did it."

"How do mexicans cut their pizza? With Little Cesars"

"I'm sleepier than a cupcake stand. They are tiered... sorry, this joke has too many layers."

"There's only one kind of people in this world 1. who are good at maths 2. who aren't 3. whose dog can come up with a better tweet than this."

"I wish crappy people weren't allowed to like my favorite band."

"A friend said he wasn't racist He said he wasnt racist because racism is a crime, and those are for niggers."

"You'd be surprised how many strangers will let you hug them when you approach with open arms & a big smile. None. I've been stabbed 3 times"

"If Arnold Schwarzenegger was a composer which would he be? He'd be Bach"

"How do you organize a space party? You Planet."

"My girlfriend says I treat her like an object.. I don't know why it keeps saying that."