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Joke of the Day

"Two toothpicks are walking the forest. When all of a sudden a hedgehog walks by. The one toothpick says to the other, ""When did this place get a bus?"""

"My friends all judge me for being a heroin addict... I guess they just don't like strong women"

"Where is Engagement, Ohio? It's somewhere between Dayton and Marion."

"I hate jokes about German sausage.. They're the wurst"

"Cool things always happen when I don't have a camera."

"Maybe the Titanic really was a ship of dreams... and its dream was to be a submarine."

"Today, my teacher stated that he used to work for NASA. He told that class that he became a teacher because it paid more."

"Why doesn't Santa have to pay for parking? Because it's on the house."

"Just reported a car as being stolen because the people inside are black and the stick figures on the rear window are white."

"Men vs Women Women want a lot of things from one Man. Conversely, Men want one thing from a lot of Women."