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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the golf club wielding maniac."

"Time flies like an arrow.. Fruit flies like a bananna"

"if you ask an undercover cop what the hills are alive with, he legally has to say ""the sound of music"" or else it's von trappment"

"Why couldn't the chameleon change colors? It had reptile dysfunction."

"Good job on the speed traps, cops - How are the getting murdered traps coming along?"

"War does not determine who is right... ...only who is left."

"Fun Fact If your parents never had children, chances are that neither will you."

"Having trouble keeping track of which celebrities are alive and which ones are dead? Here, use my Heath ledger."

"A bishop came to Church Today Clearly he was an impostor. Never once moved diagonally."

"So I was sentenced to death by hanging... but my execution is being suspended temporarily."