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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an invisible mom that got a sex change? Transparent"
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"I'm not an observant Jew. You might even say I'm an oblivious Jew."
"Q: What did the cow say to the masked robber? A: Moo."
"Some days I'm more on than off, but most days I'm just a moron."
"What do you call an English teacher five feet tall covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!"
"Look, if I offer you a bite of my calamari, you're bound to offer me a bite of your food. Legally, it's known as Squid Pro Quo."
"Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long."
"Why don't they have driving lessons and sex ed on the same day in Saudi Arabia? They don't want to overwork the camel."
"What do you call a fake Chinese iPhone? A slanted-iPhone"
"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""hey, we don't serve your kind here"". The mushroom says ""why not? I'm a 'fungi' Bam, you've all been PUNNED!"