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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an invisible mom that got a sex change? Transparent"
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"The greatest pickup line of all time... Let's be friends."
"what do I get Teacher: If I cut a beefsteak in half and then cut the half in half, what do I get?Tommy: Quarters.Teacher: And then if I cut it twice again?Tommy: Hamburger."
"Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wild dogs... One says to the other ""should we stop and outnumber them?"" ...   ""keep running you fool we're brothers!!"""
"What happens when you eat fireworks? Your hair comes out in bangs."
"Oh Jesus another fuckin day, they just keep comin."
"What's the difference? What's the difference between a McDonald's burger and a Priest. Answer: none. They both put meat between two 10 year old buns.."
"Why did the 3 year old go to jail? For resisting a rest."
"East and West Germany In West Germany your job determines your Marks. In East Germany Marx determines your job."
"Ramadan Putting the slim back into Muslim"