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Joke of the Day
"Q: What has dual airbags and has lots of room? A: The White House."
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"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Woman"
"""I've changed my mind."" ""Thank God! Does it work better now?"""
"What do you call a jewish politician's election tactics? A schmear campaign!"
"Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice? Because it said concentrate."
"How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool? ""Please Get Out The Pool"""
"What's the difference between a Circumcision and a Crucifiction? With crucifictions, they throw the whole jew away."
"What bounces and makes kids cry? My donation cheque to ""Children in Need""."
"Why did the blonde librarian sleep with a famous musician? She wanted a first edition of Moby's Dick."
"What do you call an African-American baby that has tragically died and now has it's wings ? A bat."