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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alligator ! Alligator who ? Alligator for her birthday was a card !"
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"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? One makes your whole week, the other makes your hole weak."
"What did the scarf say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll hang around"
"Tried to catch fog yesterday Mist"
"I was called a faggot by an angry homeless woman last night. I would've been offended but I was too busy living in a home."
"Why are there no penguins in Britain? They're scared of Wales."
"I was thinking about sharing a joke about the Boston Marathon Bombings But there are just some lines that should not be crossed"
"What did the black mother name her 5 daughters? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She called them by their last names!"
"""I'd hit that."" Clearly what my head thinks about cupboard doors and other hard surfaces when I least expect it."
"James Franco is making a movie about lesbian vampires. I'm betting it'll be a period piece."