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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you play cards on a small boat? Because someone is always sitting on the deck."

"What is the difference between a feminist and a machist? The second lacks the hypocrisy of the first."

"What's a policeman's favorite gaming console? wii-u wii-u wii-u wii-u heh"

"Why doesn't Melania Trump want her husband to become President? She doesn't want to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood."

"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""For God's sake man, put some pants on!"""

"Is this the Alcoholics helpline? Operator: ""Yes."" Caller: ""Can you tell me how to make Sangria?"""

"HEY GUYS I'M AT NXNE! WHERE THE HELL IS EVERYBODY?"

"Sometimes I think we are capable of great things as a species, but then I notice how many people can't put their shopping cart away."

"Why was the robot cold? He was missing his winter gear"

"Saw a guy with flames tattooed all over his face. I hope someday he finds a girl who has marshmallows tattooed all over hers."