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Joke of the Day
"Q: Who is always your friend at school? A: Your princi-pal."
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"Confucius said, man who sleep with itchy bum... ... wake up with smelly finger. BA DUM TSS~"
"""WHOM WHOM WHOM""-owl that never gets invited to parties"
"People who do anal... (NSFW-ish) People who do anal are fucking assholes."
"What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president? A son Bern"
"*Morgan Freeman time travels back to 1810* Morgan Slaveman"
"That awkward moment when your girlfriend and side chick are both pregnant... ...and you realize you have to tell your wife."
"Harambe walks into a bar... ""What'll you have?"" says the bar tender ""I'll take a shot."" said Harambe"
"What's the difference between a 'hippo' and a 'Zippo'? One's really heavy, and the other's a little lighter. - [*Masai Graham*](https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-34039927)"
"You know what's odd? Numbers not divisible by 2."