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Joke of the Day

"How many ""Mean Girls"" jokes is too many? The limit does not exist"

"Gay Jokes Aren't Funny. Come on guys."

"What is cat's favourite tea? Kit-tea"

"I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant But apparently it just changes the colour of the baby"

"Will carrying a torch save you from an attacking bear? Depends on how fast you can carry it."

"Hi I'm Charlie Brown, the depressed 10-year-old who can't kick a football. I'd like to talk to you for a second about insurance"

"One group of people still can't get married in the US Ugly people"

"TIL there are a lot of #1 rules for being a prostitute"

"I brought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday You should have seen her face light up when she opened it."

"What women want.. ...is a penis made of chocolate that ejaculates money."