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Joke of the Day

"So you're looking for a good guy who will love and respect you, but yet you post half naked pics on your fb? why that's .thats brilliant!"

"""A weekend wasted isn't a wasted weekend."""

"Not every badly unkempt guy is homeless. It could well be that he lives with 3 females and only 1 bathroom."

"Who's aardvark's favorite male singer? Frank Sinostril!"

"I organized a threesome for (NAME)'s last night of freedom. There were a couple of no-shows, but he still had fun."

"Fish Joke of the Day I want to krill myself."

"A man walks into a bar... Ouch"

"What did the cell say when its sister stepped on it's toe? Mitosis!"

"How did Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis"

"There has been a bomb explode in Scandanavia? There's Norway i would sink Oslo as to think of a joke for that."