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Joke of the Day

"So you're looking for a good guy who will love and respect you, but yet you post half naked pics on your fb? why that's .thats brilliant!"

"Having a ""20 items or less"" express lane at Wal-Mart is pointless when your customers don't know how to count."

"I loaned my cell phone to Bill Cosby Now I can't get it to wake up."

"I like big MUTTS & I cannot lie U other breeders can't deny When a dog walks in with a pretty mixed race & spots all on its face it gets PET"

"Two nice guys didn't walk into a bar They both insists they would hold the door for each others."

"I hate buying Velcro.. it's such a ripoff!"

"Whats that smell? Auschwitz."

"What do you call the spicy version of Cream of Someyoungguy? Cream of Someyoungthai."

"Schrodinger's Pussy... There may or may not be a dick in the box."

"When girls or any women ask you ""What?"" In reply, it isn't because they didn't hear you. Its because they are giving you a CHANCE to CHANGE what you just said."