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Joke of the Day
"Why was the Egyptian kid confused? Because his daddy was a mummy"
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"What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station, the others a busty crustacean."
"What do black coffee and Ginger Baker have in common? They're both terrible without cream."
"A tree on facebook The tree got upset because of a meme someone made of him and instead of deactivating his account,.....he logged out!"
"i'm really good at practicing how to pronounce something on a fancy menu for 10 minutes, then cracking under pressure and saying ""that one."""
"A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey, you know we've got a drink named after you!"" The grasshopper says.... ...Ralph?"
"Dad: ok we need to find the number to that store, get the phone book Me: Get the what now?"
"What is the difference between jelly and jam? I dont jelly my dick down your throat."
"Its a little cheesy but holding up a boom box outside her window and blasting the song ""Cotton Eye Joe"" will win her back everytime"
"They say that when you put your ear next to a vagina... You can actually *smell* the ocean!"