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Joke of the Day

"I feel creepy every time I 'follow' someone. Where are they going to take me? I hope its somewhere good"

"reddit's ""letterbox"" is sorta like a ... wordbank."

"""ALL I WANNA DO IS HAVE SEX WITH MINERS!"" is the exact wrong way to proclaim your sexual proclivity toward those who excavate coal."

"What do you call Hitler with a fin? Adolf-fin"

"What is an amputees favorite movie? Armageddon."

"What do an 80 year old smoker and the Japanese House of Representatives have in common? They only have an erection every 4 years"

"Tried using a time machine to go back to my wedding day & talk some sense into a much younger me, but I got the date wrong."

"What type of sound system does a Saab have? A Saab-woofer :)"

"What makes the noise of a cow when you turn it upside down? A cow."

"Disease doesn't care if you are a celebrity, Micheal J. Fox has battled Parkinson for 22 years, and Jamie Lee Curtis is super irregular!"