72649
Joke of the Day
"Hey, old people! Less driving, more dying. Thanks!"
Next Joke
"If swallowing battery acid mixed with Dr. Pepper doesn't turn you into a wizard, then call me an ambulance."
"What do elephants use for tampons? Sheep"
"Do I believe in free will? Well I have no choice."
"What's the difference between a baby and a tree? Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off."
"I'm not kidding Santa is waiting outside my house til it's ""late enough"" to go down my chimney"
"take me down to the paraphrase city where it's nice"
"What is the proper way to address the king of the ghosts? Your ghostliness."
"I don't often tell sailor jokes But when I do they are usually salty."
"How do you study for a prostate exam? By cramming."