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Joke of the Day

"Bill Cosby and Charlie Sheen walk into a bar... tender girl who later reports them to the police for sexual harrasment."

"Why don't cops get along with black people? They should at least take a shot at it"

"What's black on top and white at the bottom? Rape."

"""My bad"" and ""I'm sorry"" mean the same thing Unless you're at a funeral."

"What's black and got ten arms? I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell."

"My boyfriend wants to do it like three times a week-----together. He's so demanding!"

"Whichever marketing genius created the ""Kim Kardashian Kollection"" must not know much about history or acronyms."

"Thought i was out of toilet paper today Turns out i had a shitload"

"""The hits just keep on coming."" - A radio Dj/abusive parent."

"[couple who talks via walkie talkie] GIRL: [into walkie] this relationship is over, over GUY: *cries into walkie* it's roger isn't it?? over"