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Joke of the Day

"The worst marketing blunder in history was not putting cassette decks in cell phones."

"What was the best part about Narcos Season 2? [SPOILERS] Tata, Pablo Escobar"

"What is Kim Kardashian's favorite hockey team? The Chicago Blackhawks"

"What's blue and not heavy? ...Light blue"

"Why are hula dancers so pretentious? Because their hips stir."

"I have really bad gambling withdrawals I take out about $400 a week"

"How many potato's does it take to kill an Irishman? None."

"Black man kills conservative politician! The final Fox News spin on Osama's death."

"An Irishman walks into an AA meeting. Just kidding."

"Oh God. Yes. This is so good. I love it so much I'm having a sarcasm."