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Joke of the Day
"How do you know you're allergic to cats if you've never even tasted one?"
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"What's the male equivalent of a feminist? A sexist."
"What road do crazy people take? The Pyscho**path**"
"If you've met someone a few times but still can't remember their name, one trick is to avoid them for the rest of your life."
"""911 what's your emergency?"" MY WIFE IS BEATING MY KIDS! ""Okay. I'll send the police"" *hangs up. OH CRAP I FORGOT TO SAY ""AT MARIOKART"""
"Statistically... 9 out of 10 people actually enjoy gang rape."
"Why do orphans play tennis? It's the only way they can get love."
"My girlfriend wanted me to be more flirtatious... So I said, ""I want to make you the 'U' in 'TIFU'"""
"The first person who started winking at others was probably the creepiest human ever."
"I secretly replaced my husbands coffee with the empty toilet paper roll he left in the bathroom. Let's see if he notices."