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Joke of the Day

"I asked my gay friend if he'd like to smoke a fag (cigar) with me He got all upset and said I was really homophonic"

"Why did the Irishman put 239 beans in the soup pot? Because any more would be too farty."

"Lorax: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees! They have a crush on you Brad! Trees: What? We did not say that! Tell Brad we didn't say that!"

"What do you call a Whore that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"

"If you hate crime... Is that a hate crime?"

"What is a Japanese porn star's favorite kind of pants? [NSFW] Blue khakis."

"Nothing can escape the gravity of a black hole, except for Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris eats black holes. They taste like chicken."

"""You've lost some weight."" sounds suspiciously like ""You were a disgusting fatso before, but I was too nice to say so.""."

"This joke will SHOCK you. how do you catch a mouse? Click baiting."

"The baby in the car next to me is either unable to control his arms or hes throwing me gang signs. Im not taking any chances. *locks doors*"