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Joke of the Day

"I'm pretty sure the chick at this drive thru had me repeat, 'I'll take a number two', multiple times so she could laugh at me."

"I managed to lose 245lbs of unsightly flesh... Divorced the wife."

"what kind of biscuit can fly? a PLANE biscuit"

"I met an elderly at the park and asked him what was going on? He smiled and told me ""I have Parkinson"""

"I would tell you the chemical symbol for sodium... ...But Na.... *rimshot*"

"[murders Aquaman with some super absorbent paper towels]"

"r/jokes is like staring into my toilet while periodically looking away after taking a dump. I keep seeing the same shit over and over again."

"1. Get tipsy. 2. Go into a tanning bed. 3. Pretend you're a panini."

"There was a social anxiety convention No one showed up."

"What's blue, and smells like red paint? Blue paint"