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Joke of the Day
"My wife says I have a short attention spanish is a beautiful language isn't it?"
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"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground, because kids that eat Taco Bell can't climb, or run."
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture."
"Where do you learn to make ice cream? Sundae School"
"What's Bill Clinton's favorite instrument to play? His whore Monica."
"[shopping] [wife being a real pain] Me: *hands her the broom we just bought* You want me to carry this? Or do you want to drive it home?"
"What do you call a Japanese kid the explodes? A loli-pop"
"Imagine us waiting for 2017 but out comes 2016S"
"Someone stole my mood ring I don't know how I feel about that"
"How dare you complain about your life? Someone's mom is Snooki."