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Joke of the Day
"What's Bill Clinton's favorite instrument to play? His whore Monica."
Next Joke
"I hate when people kick my cats! It really hurts my felines."
"Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99"
"When I see crate of kittens in a pet store I think ""oh a crazy cat lady starter kit!"""
"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she could only say Hello from the other side."
"""haha yeah totally"" - me to cab drivers"
"""sorry sorry sorry reallysorry reallysorry sorry"" - remorse code"
"words that seem cool until you find out what they mean - atrophy - space bar - supervision - extraction - dogmatic"
"If ADHD is heritable, is it therefore energenetic?"
"[Warning: Dad joke] What is a dog's favorite Christmas song? Fleas Navidad"