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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if celebrity couples have a list of 5 average citizens each of them are allowed to sleep with if they ever get the chance"

"Americans think of Canada as a United States cover band."

"Why do women have trouble parking? Because men tell them that 6"" is more than it actually is."

"Did you hear about the priest that had a Nicotine patch on his dick? (NSFW) He's cut back to two butts a week"

"How do you know when it's raining cats and dogs... you step in a poodle"

"Who always wins the insect election? The lesser of two weevils."

"Every time Mila Kunis comes on my TV I do too"

"*skydiving* Jumper: Where's your parachute? Married Guy: Don't need one J: There's no chance of survival MG: Not trying to beat the odds"

"Can you get HIV off a toilete seat? Only if it's already in use"

"Whats the best part about twenty-three year old's. There's twenty of them"