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Joke of the Day

"I heard you were in to fitness... well ima be fitness dick in your mouth in a second"

"Next time at a public swimming pool just stop, look around & ask yourself: ""Is there anyone here that I would want to take a bath with?"""

"I'd like to say ""Fuck this weather"" But I'm pretty sure it's under 18"

"There's a support group for burned-out hacker/activists who want to give up the habit. It's called Anonymous Anonymous."

"I tried snorting coke once... but the bubbles kept burning my nose."

"I'm going bananas... That's what I tell the bananas when I'm leaving."

"I would make a 9/11 joke But that would just be plane wrong."

"Some people say that The Big Bang Theory disproves God... I mean, sure, it's not the best show, but I wouldn't go *that* far."

"thought about a giraffe accidentally getting it's own long neck in a knot and i jus started cryin"

"Rick Astley is such a nice guy. He'll let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except for one. He's never gonna give you Up."