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Joke of the Day
"The Best Day Ever by Trudy Light"
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"Knock, knock... .. Who's there? Buster Buster who? Buster cherry, where's ya daughter?"
"Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you."
"Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? Because it was a noble gas"
"what vegetable really likes to party? turn-up"
"If it looks like a duck, Sounds like a cat, And walks like robot, You took too many pain killers."
"What's the difference between an epileptic oysterman and a hooker with diarrhea? One shucks between fits..."
"""How'd you die?"" ""I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You?"" ""I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen"" ""Oh.."""
"GOD: They scared enough? ANGEL: Not yet GOD: You got Trump running? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Hurricane? ANGEL: Yup GOD: Ok, send in the clowns."
"What is green, has four legs and if it fell out of a tree and landed on you it would kill you? A pool table!"