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"The Best Day Ever by Trudy Light"
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"As soon as I plugged in my laptop, all my files became unreadable. I guess power corrupts."
"There are two types of people in this world: those who can extrapolate from an incomplete dataset, and"
"What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda!"
"The movie spoiler you won't be able to avoid this Xmas! It turns out Alvin is Theodore's FATHER!"
"A Lesbian got fired from a Sperm bank She got caught drinking on the job"
"Hitler was hunting in the forests of Germany, but he forbade the harming of male deer because... ...they were Reichstags."
"What is a neckbeard's favorite color? M'genta"
"The news said a condom truck overturned, spilled its huge load and made a big mess. I don't know if it got cleaned up because I fell asleep."
"The safe word is ""MMMBop."""