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Joke of the Day
"Which of the American forces is the most patriotic? The Air Force, because its US AF."
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"What's the fastest way to a man's heart? Through his chest with a sharp knife."
"My family tells me that I talk in my sleep almost every night.. But they don't say anything like that to me at work."
"Why are sailors so impatient when they get on land? Because they're tired of waiting in the rhumb line."
"[judging dog show] DOG: [barks] ME: [ticks clipboard] This one's working fine AUDIENCE MEMBER: You have misunderstood what's required of you"
"Idiot college called, they want there mascot back."
"Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks."
"the thing i hate about job applications Job applications are like, ""If you're working & Frank looks upset, what do you do? I turn around and do my job, fuck Frank"
"What do you call emigrates of Sweden? Swedouts."
"A sandwich walks into a bar The bartender looks at it and says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""