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Joke of the Day
"What happens to eskimos who sit on the ice too long? Polaroids! I'm so bored..."
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"How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb."
"Captain Morgan and Cap'n Crunch awkwardly chat at their naval college class reunion."
"They say that the best airing time is 20:00... ...but I think 19:59 is the real prime time."
"How do you find the Pun Bar? You just walk into it"
"TSA AGENT: take off ur shoes please ME: [hiding counterfeit pokemon cards in my shoes] the dude in front of me said he has a grenade"
"Politicians and dipers have one thing in common they should be changed regularly, and for the same reason"
"Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because there isn't a fucking wall in the way"
"What did the egg say to the hot water?"
"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asks her ""why the long face?"" !"