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Joke of the Day
"A nun is put to death by a firing squad.... She lived and died holey."
Next Joke
"What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer? It was a bit buggy."
"Why don't little girls fart? They don't get assholes until they're married! (My favorite joke to tell to un-piss off a pissed off woman after I've pissed her off with a woman joke)"
"Two cannibals are enjoying dinner. One compliments the other, ""I say, Bill, your wife really makes a great meal."""
"I bought a muzzle for my pet duck.... Nothing flashy, but it fits the bill."
"""How many fingers do I have up?"" - a gynecologist who thinks he's really funny"
"*cocks shotgun* I asked you a question: in order to ride a pug would you rather be shrunk to its size or have it grown to your size"
"What do you call an edible ion? An onion"
"My friend is majoring in Gender Studies. He's been a broad for the past semester."
"What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day."