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Joke of the Day
"I'm tired of being dissed by automated restroom paper towel dispensers."
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"What's just as uncomfortable cold, as it is warm? A public toilet seat."
"What are some good ""hate on America"" jokes from other countries? Try your best to offend me! I want something to make me go fuck, that was good."
"Every year I end up have so much Thanksgiving leftovers.. Not this year though. I'm quitting cold turkey"
"What rock group has 4 members that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine? Because of his retractable clause."
"What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending."
"life ho to asi ho warna na ho sometext missing ...lolx"
"Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own? It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*"
"Decades of video games have left me WAY too confident in my ability to break open a wooden crate."