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Joke of the Day

"""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" ""Dude."" - crickets (translated)"

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"Brian Williams and Bill O'Reilly walk into a bar Or do they?"
"I like my buttcheeks like how i like my babies Clean"
"Why were Democrats in the lead early on? Republicans weren't off of work yet."
"Three elephants fell off a cliff. Two fell on land. One fell in the water.Boom-boom-chhh!"
"Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They are making headlines."
"Relationship status bathing everyday isn't a priority anymore."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? He cannot comprehend the concept of a road. He is just looking for food."
"What is the difference between Jelly and Jam ? I have no fucking idea."
"HEY TWITTER IF I WANTED 10,000 CHARACTERS THAT I WASN'T INTERESTED IN I WOULD START WATCHING GAME OF THRONES"
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