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Joke of the Day
"My clients have a 86% survival rate, which makes me an above-average babysitter."
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"I think this is the weekend to finally tell my parents I'm straight."
"What kind of floor do dinosaurs' bathrooms have? Rep-tiles."
"I got asked out by 7 girls today... I was in the girls washroom."
"Ass. You've got a donkey. I've got a rooster. Your donkey bites one of the legs off of my rooster. What's the end result? One foot of my cock up your ass."
"A guy dressed as a Chicken for Halloween finds a girl dressed as an egg. Apparently the answer is Chicken. (Edit: Typo)"
"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To bask in social approval."
"My mom said she is going Indiana. I said: That's gross mom I don't want to hear about your sex life."
"I try not to tell people I had shoddy dental implants done, but whenever in a conversation, it just comes out."
"What did the baby computer say to his father? Data!"