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Joke of the Day
"My clients have a 86% survival rate, which makes me an above-average babysitter."
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"I can't wait for Kim Kardashian to get old"
"What is a trailer park's favorite game? Twister"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles!"
"What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk ? An udder failure !"
"A murderer sitting in the electric chair was about to be executed. ""Have you any last requests? asked the chaplain. ""Yes"" replied the murderer. ""Will you hold my hand?"""
"How many sorority girls does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event."
"I'm gonna be honest, I don't even know where girls pee from"
"Did you know that truth serum us derived from an animal? It comes from the Tattlesnake!"
"my friend told me onions are the only food that make you cry.. so I smacked him in the face with a watermelon. <_<"