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Joke of the Day

"Me: What did she say about me? Friend: She said you ask too many questions Me: She said that? Too many questions? Really? Me? ...What else?"

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"How does a sea urchin search the internet? sea urchingine"
"The best part about being a grown-up is not having to answer to ANYONE! (What's that, honey? Be right there.)"
"This post will give you wings... because you just read bull."
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