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Joke of the Day

"""Do you have Coke"" No, is Pepsi okay ""Do you have updog"" What's updog ""Haha not much and no Pepsi is absolutely not okay"""

"What goes ""ha ha, thump thump?"" A guy laughing his balls off."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !"

"The weather and a pussy are similar in one regards When it starts to get wet, it is time get inside."

"Why do the proms stop after high school? Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs."

"""I am going on a trip."" ""Mushrooms or acid?"""

"What's the best time of this month for vampires? It depends on the girl"

"Saying ""Sloppy seconds"" instead of ""leftovers"" is really funny, until your five year old says it."

"At the bar I got into a factual debate with another patron. He pulled the ""I have a PhD"" card. Now he has a PhD AND a fork in his eye."

"E-Cigs. The great taste of water vapor, the cool look of blowing a flashlight."