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Joke of the Day

"When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk? Bottom of the fifth, of course."

"When is a single gay man's favorite time of the day? When he takes a shit."

"One of the most difficult things in the world is to convince a woman that even a bargain costs money."

"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant praying mantis."

"What's the Difference Between John Wayne and Jack Daniels? Jack Daniels is still killing Indians."

"I fucked your mom! Shut up dad."

"BILL COSBY Rapped me in the arse with a pudding pop!"

"Which actor is a dog's favorite? Bark Ruffaro"

"I used to be a stoner in my home country... ...but then I started to respect women"

"I have a good joke about a Spanish name... But it isn't this Juan."