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Joke of the Day

"When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk? Bottom of the fifth, of course."

"How will an IT guy fix a lamp? He'll restart the nuclear power plant"

"Did you hear what sandy did to New Jersey? A few billion dollars worth of improvements"

"What did Clinton tell the FBI? ""I did not have classified relations with that server!"""

"The sign said ""fine for parking here"" And since it was fine, I parked there."

"A skeleton walks into a bar... He says to the bartender, ""give me a beer and a mop."""

"Why are mushrooms small? Because there isn't mush-room."

"What material do african blacksmiths use the most? Steel."

"My son would have been 16 today... It's too bad he died after being caught in my wife's bed."

"Wife: He only hears what he wants to hear... Therapist: Is this true? Me: She's right. Space Jam is the greatest movie of all time."