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Joke of the Day

"Women reflect on the entire pie while men fixate about eating whatever slice they can get their hands on."

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"Every morning you have two choices: be productive and really shine, OR pour some coffee, log in and start posting. Hello, darlings."
"I just read a story about someone finding a dead body at a Walmart. HOW EMBARRASING, I'd never be caught dead at a Walmart."
"What kind of computer can sing? A Dell."
"My Thai wife has got a penis the size of a tubular bell... I love her long chime."
"What's brown and gurgles? A baby in a casserole"
"What's the difference between a weasel and a stoat? One's weasily recognised - the other's stoatally different"
"When I'm having a shitty day sometimes I go to WalMart and just smile and show off my teeth."
"When professors with tenure need a quick snack Do they eat academia nuts?"
"Michael Phelps is such a good swimmer... He was conceived anally"