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Joke of the Day

"Women reflect on the entire pie while men fixate about eating whatever slice they can get their hands on."

"Why doesn't the gas balloon want to have a flame? 6 Because he could become a brandfare"

"Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? The boy scout returns home from the camp."

"A Hydrogen atom suddenly exclaimed: ""I think I just lost my electron!"" ""Are you sure?"" Asked its friend, ""Yes"" replied the first, ""I'm positive."""

"Did you hear they caught the peeping tom in Nunavut? His name is Tom Tukaluk"

"What is the difference between light and hard? You can sleep with a light on"

"The SSD joke ""Don't buy an SSD"" : Said a nerd ""Why?? Asked his friend *""You wont be able to go to toilet during windows load""*"

"A combo of two classics. Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to your house. .................. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken!"

"How is a gay man like a tumbleweed? They blow and blow and blow until they end up stuck on a fence in Wyoming."

"I try not to beat live horses, either"