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Joke of the Day
"If someone asked me to choose my favorite body part... I'd pick my nose."
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"Me and my wife are like Catdog... Inseparable since birth."
"Sorry I ate your frisbee bro, I thought it was a tortilla, I like to eat tortillas I find at the park."
"my favorite punchline... ""No, nurse! I said 'slip off his spectacles'!"""
"Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? He hasn't either"
"A crane fell in NYC today today a friend told me. I asked if it was Niles or Frasier"
"My office password's been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."
"The view of your Bedroom is perfect from this tree!"
"Why do Physicists make terrible parents? They think their children are small enough to neglect! Adapted from a Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal, I forget which one."
"I recently participated in an erection contest. Unfortunately I didn't do so well. Let's just say there was some stiff competition."