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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the prequel to The Purge? The Binge"
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"Just changed my dating profile headline to: ""Seeking rich old men with bad hearts and no relatives"" ...crossing my fingers"
"My wife says I should be a bull rider... Since I'm lucky to last 8 seconds..."
"This hot chick at the harbor said that she really dug the way that I ate those Oysters. All I could say was ""Shucks."""
"A seal walks into a club And soon after an Inuit family has a nice meal."
"Guy walks up to a Canadian and says ""Who was that lady I saw you with last night?"" The Canadian says ""That was my wife."""
"Schroedinger either gave the best or the worst presents."
"Jesus: Those were the times when I carried you son Me: And when the vending machine ate my dollar? Jesus: That time you bought me a Snickers"
"What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity? Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!"
"I tried pot brownies for the first time yesterday They tasted funny, since you usually cook brownies in a pan instead of a pot."