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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the prequel to The Purge? The Binge"
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"haha how about we make a pact if we're both single in 6 seconds we get married?? haha look how nervous u are. times runnin out tho"
"MRS MONSTER TO MR MONSTER: Try to be nice to my mother when she visits us this weekend dear. Fall down when she hits you."
"What I say: No! What my kids hear: There's a really good chance if you keep asking."
"Why is Dwayne ""The Rock"" Johnson always so sad? Everyone takes him for granite."
"Why did the boy stare at his orange juice for so long? Because it said, Concentrate."
"Which scientist invented the nuclear powered floor cleaner? J. Robert Moppenheimer"
"An asian with an STD he can't cure is herpress."
"My poor knowledge of Greek mythology Has been my Achilles elbow"
"Q: How many snowboarders does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, ""man, I could do that!"""