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Joke of the Day
"The tip of my tongue is sore, and I just can't think of why that is."
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"What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey? A jerkin Turkin"
"Donald Trump was born when someone put a pinkie ring in a bag of Cheetos and left it in a lightning storm."
"Ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it? I did this with my life."
"""Those who can't do, teach..."" And those who can't teach... [teach gym.](/spoiler)"
"i'm happy when life hands me lemons. can't do shots of tequila with artichokes."
"""Thanks for the clarification."" ~ Melted butter"
"A nurse comes in and tells a doc... ...""there's a man in the waiting room that thinks he's invisible. What should I tell him?"" Doc says, ""Tell him I can't see him today."""
"I like Australian kisses. They're just like French kisses but down under."
"The teacher asked Jimmy ""Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?"" Jimmy replied crying, ""Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"""