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Joke of the Day

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"How do you prove human beings are inherently curious?"

"I don't quite get women who have like 15 bridesmaids. I don't even like 15 people altogether in my life."

"Why is Santa's sack so big? He only comes once a year!"

"If you have Alzheimer's, look on the bright side... ...at least you can hide your own Easter Eggs."

"Why are black people good at basketball? Because it's all about shooting and stealing."

"Ya know, my dick was in the Guinness Book of World Records once... Wasn't for very long though. Librarian told me to put the book down and get the fuck out before she called the cops."

"I didn't realise how lonely I was... I didn't realise how lonely I was, until I decided my favourite sexual position was right-handed."

"How do you know when Mexico is playing in the World Cup? Literally all gardening stops"

"Most Racist Joke I Have Heard (told to me by a devout Chinese Jew) whats the worst part about being a black jew? getting put in the back of the oven."