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Joke of the Day
"""Dad do you believe in Buddha?"" ""Why of course but I think margarine is just as good."""
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"Good cop: u want a drink? Good cop 2: I love your shirt Good cop 3: ur so ripped dude Good cop 4: the bad cops are striking today, handsome"
"I wish more religions took advantage of a vow of silence."
"A man is following the Oregon Trail. He meets a man named Terry... ""Terry? What a stupid name!"" Terry killed him. He died from dissin' Terry."
"Even if God himself appeared & said ""Dude, I am real and you need to go to church today,"" I would still be like ""Yeah it's been a long week"""
"Me: Ugh! I never know what to say in these situations... Friend: You say 'good morning' back"
"What s a Muslim s favorite cologne? GERMANY!!!!"
"[Ice Cream Truck] John Cena: I'll take an Icee, please. Ice Cream Truck Driver: Icee? You? Cena: *grabs driver's shirt* No, you can't."
"Whenever one door closes, another opens. ..perhaps the one who built the house didn't do a good job."
"When Miley Cyrus gets naked & licks a hammer it's ""art"" & ""music"". But when I do it, I'm ""drunk"" and ""have to leave the hardware store""."