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Joke of the Day
"""Dad do you believe in Buddha?"" ""Why of course but I think margarine is just as good."""
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"Politics now a days.... On my college campus people write ""feel the bern"" everywhere so i decided to give Hilary some love and wrote ""feel the clit"" everywhere! I don't see the problem"
"I still call my dad ""Master"" out in public so that people stare and feel bad for me."
"Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window"
"an elephant never forgets.. so my dick remembers everything. credit goes to Childish gambino."
"My friend called me a grown ass man the other day... ... unfortunately I had to correct him, I'm more of a boob guy."
"My phone is crap. I put it into airplane mode and threw it up in the air. Worst transformer ever."
"According to my roommate's diary, I have boundary issues."
"Actions speak louder than words, unless those words are spoken by a drunken woman"
"When I couldn't pee once, I told my penis, ""Come on! I know urine there""."