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Joke of the Day
"Yeah that chicken's free range. I just freed that shit onto my range. Some in the oven too."
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"What is the difference between Susan Boyle and a aircondtioner? An aircondtior can be hot"
"Just fyi, if you're girlfriend asks you if she should lose some weight... ""I love you through thick and thin"" is not an appropriate response."
"Luke: Lightsabers cut through anything. Ninja: So does a samurai sword. L: But does it make a cool noise? N: *cuts off Luke's other hand*"
"I Bet If The Moon Found Out What It Means To Moon Somebody It Would Feel Bummed."
"A Chinese girl was pregnant at the age of 14. Her name was Sum Yong Ho."
"""I have something I'd like to get off my chest"" is what I would say if I had a third nipple."
"I just rewrote history!!!! ~~History~~ **History** im so lame omg..."
"I don't know, the friend zone sounds like a cool place with pizza and laser tag"
"If your a kid and want to become cooler, heres a tip. Start smoking cigarette's. You can thank me later."