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Joke of the Day

"Yeah that chicken's free range. I just freed that shit onto my range. Some in the oven too."

"Just found out the Turkish President is getting into acting He shot a pilot a few month back"

"Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda? The Czech engine light is always on."

"Some guy changed all his pass words to 'incorrect' so his computer can tell him the right pass word if he gets it wrong"

"Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? ... They're really good at it."

"Well, Jesus, now all Samsung's competitors have to say is ""we won't blow up in your pocket and set you ablaze!"""

"Guys, enough jokes about the Patriots... they are getting a little flat."

"so a polar bear walks into a bar and says: ""i'd like a...................................... beer."" and the bartender says: ""hey man, what's with the big pause?"""

"What do you call 10 rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline"

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? Nobody will pay money to watch a lentil."