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Joke of the Day

"A West Virginia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-79. The trooper asked, ""Got any ID?"" The driver replied, "" 'Bout whut?"""

"Que es la nombre con un bebe burro? un burrito"

"I wish cats came with a counter that told you what life they were on. Number 8 kitty? Maybe you need to work on that attitude."

"You can pretend you're a ghost at pottery barn, there's no laws against that"

"Facebook is the second most popular word that starts with ""F"" and ends with ""K"" Firetruck is a very popular word!"

"Why did the stop sign get an STD? Because it had a 4-way."

"How much is a $1,000,000 Bill worth? Nothing! You can't use it anywhere!"

"How does Geppetto exact his revenge on Monstro the Whale? Marry a net maker"

"I haven't eaten since last year, so why haven't I slimmed down?"

"I suck at sports events It's a good way to make a quick buck."