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Joke of the Day

"Most popular Who is the most popular guy in a nudist colony? The guy that can carry two pots of coffee and a dozen donuts. Who is the most popular girl? The girl that eats the last donut."

"What do you call a sarcastic man who steps in poop? Feces-tious"

"Why is Santa's sack so full? He only comes once a year"

"Who said losing weight was difficult? ""Hello Blood Center? How much longer before I can donate another pint?"""

"what would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if he was a member of Al Qaeda? GET TO THE VIRGINS"

"Unlike your magazine, an actual watchtower would help me spot Jehovah's Witnesses before they knock on my door."

"where do queers download their illegal software from pirategay"

"Do you know why Caesar put lettuce in his salad? Oh, just cos."

"Ever have one of those dreams where you're falling and you wake up when you hit the ground? I had one of those, except I didn't wake up after I hit the ground."

"Today's Generation ""omg my parents never let me have anything."" via iPhone"