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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Macho Man Randy Savage that does not belong to you? >Nacho Man Randy Savage!!!!! this is my original content!!!!"

"Why does a chicken coupe have two doors? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan!"

"baby i put the STD in stud now all i need is u"

"Dad: ""Go to your room now!"" Child: *storms off* ""Jim Morrison was overrated!"" Dad: ""What did I tell you about slamming the Doors?!"""

"(in dog boss' office) ""Smith, you're fired."" Fine. I guess I'll just WALK out... (boss' tail starts wagging) ""Wait Smith get back here"""

"Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding."

"""I have something I'd like to get off my chest"" is what I would say if I had a third nipple."

"In honour of today: Christa McAuliffe's last words. ""Hey Captain, what does this button do?"""

"Why did the Walrus go to the tupperware party? He was looking for a tight seal."

"Whats the difference between your Mom and the Pringles guy? I can't get my whole fist in the Pringles guy's can."