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Joke of the Day

"Studies show that Kangaroos can jump higher than a house. Then again, houses can't jump at all."

"What did the redneck say to his sister? Oooh yeah, baby!"

"Q: Why are cowgirls bowlegged? A: Cowboys like to eat with their hats on."

"How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? ""Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."""

"Know what I call girls who run faster than me? Cardio"

"My mom handed me her phone to find me on Twitter... So I deleted her account, uninstalled the app, and told her it went out of business."

"I'd like to tell a joke about Dratini... Only urbanites will get it."

"You've got to hand it to short people. Because sometimes they can't reach."

"What's the difference between a Golden Chihuahua and a Golden Shower? You never have to pay before the dog'll pee on you."

"Why were there only 3,000 Mexicans at The Alamo? They only had 4 cars."