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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross a slaughterhouse worker and a bad comedian? A bunch of butchered jokes"

"I grabbed for my Android and grabbed my friend's instead She said ""This is not the droid you're looking for"""

"How does the Mummy plan to destroy Superman? He's gonna lure him in to the crypt tonight."

"Charley wanted to buy Farley a birthday cake but he couldn't figure out how to get the cake in the typewriter so he could type 'Happy Birthday'"

"What do you call a Mexican midget? A paragraph, cause they're to short to be an essay!!!"

"What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada? Yukon do it!"

"""Mmmm Brians"" - a dyslexic or gay zombie"

"I'm pretty terrified of the possibility that you guys might crawl out of my phone like that girl in The Ring."

"A Chinese man goes to the doctor because of failing eyesight. DR. ""Mr. wong it looks like you have a cataract."" Mr. Wong "" No no I drive Rincon."""

"The Largest Organ **Q:** What's the largest organ in the human body? **A:** That depends. If you've just swallowed a Steinway and a Wurlitzer, it's probably the Steinway."