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Joke of the Day

"When life gets you down I realize that you might feel overwhelmed. Bur remember, when life gives you lemmings.... toss them off a cliff"

"Take My Advice I Don't Use It Anyways"

"N.W.A. i was straight outta chocolate syrup and very upset so i nicked some from my roommate. i am a nicker with attitude"

"mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that"

"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He comes once a year! :-)"

"Saw a police officer dressed as a pilot today & thought it was weird. Then I realized he must be one of those ""plane clothes cops."""

"Based on my experience with trying to find the restroom at Kohl's, I would die first in the Hunger Games."

"I like my women like I like my condoms. Wrapped around my dick and full of my semen."

"lazy limerick there once was a man from na-fuck it"

"So an Irishman walks past a bar..."