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Joke of the Day

"What can I get you to drink? ""Pepsi"" Is Peps- Uh one moment please [In kitchen, to manager] I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do?"

"You hear the one about the cow that told too many jokes? They say he was milking it."

"He took me from a bar. He took me in his car....... He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!"

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's wearing solely underpants made from cling film... The psychiatrist says 'Well, I can clearly see your nuts!'"

"want to hear a honest joke? barack obama"

"Knock knock. (Who's there?) Ric Flair. Ric Flair WHOOO?!"

"Studies show that fat men make better lovers than skinny men But my mate Esteban always breaks the bed when he tries!"

"What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch? -rated movies"

"An Islamic person and a Christian person are arguing theology, and one says to the other ""let's be reasonable"". Ba doom' chaaa."

"how many college football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but they'll give 'em four credits for it."