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Joke of the Day

"[M]y boyfriend asked me i[f] I could do him in the butt. I never pegged him for that type of guy."

"(Since bad pickup lines seem to be the trend right now) Do you want to play barbies? I'll be Ken, and you be the box he came in"

"What's a member of ISIS's favorite game? Mario Kart: Double Daesh!!"

"Why were people milking cow upside down? Because the system went tits-up"

"Composed a mixtake with a few bars of silence in the woods. Call it a four rest fire."

"Our team is doing so badly that ""Manager of the Month"" isn't an award. It's an appointment!"

"What's Cain's favorite genre of music? Rock, I hear his brother hates it though."

"How do you make soup from a computer? It's easy; just throw in a couple of Boolean cubes."

"*looks at fish tank 6: It's part cat and part fish? Me: No it's just a fish *Catfish maintains eye contact while pushing over treasure chest"

"Simple instructions from FBI to crack any almost any iPhone. Drop face-down on hard surface from about 4 feet in the air. That should do the trick."