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Joke of the Day
"I have a chest cold, or, as they used to call it in the 17th Century, four days to live."
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"I knocked over a horny marine on the motorway the other day. I was driving on the hard soldier."
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"What do you call it when two high people get in an argument? A pot roast."
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"It must be really awesome being a baker They make a lotta dough."