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Joke of the Day

"I bought some new shoes today from my dealer. The only problem is I don't know what she laced them with, and have been tripping all day."

"Why Mathematics make you a Terrorist? Because they teach what is the history of Al Gebra."

"Jesus: One among you will betray me. John: No way dude. Matthew: No way dude. Judas: *thumbing through designer cross catalogue* Plausible."

"Racism, white supremacy, xenophobia, sexism, misogyny, etc...these things aren't wrong. They're just alt-right."

"Little miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey... ...along came a spider that sat down beside her and said, ""what's in the bowl, bitch?"""

"What do you call a cow that's had an abortion? Decaffeinated! Bah dum dum...ting"

"Tim buck two One day, my mate Tim and I went camping, we met three girls in their tent. I bucked one and Tim bucked two."

"So I got the new Note 7 and I don't see what the fuss is about exploding? Everything is going fi"

"What is the difference between a white guy and an asian? Cock. It is basic math. cockasian - asian = cock"

"Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party? The party was for ""Wights only."""